Too much Gloria Gaynor

I am all for women and rah rah us. Yes. All that

But I'm done being a doorknob anymore

I'm done not being numero uno

Not just at lip service

But in actuality

The real deal

Best friend extraordinaire

The best of them all

Let there be flocks of them that love you

But let there be only one me and you

And let it be a healthy and happy

Please let it be a

Blessed union on mutual cheerleader/

I can count on you always status (blind or seen)

All along the way